The Quiet Quitter’s Field Guide: A Masterclass in Maximum Pay for Minimum Effort
Are you tired of the corporate grind? Sick of pretending to care about “synergies” and “KPIs”? Do you dream of getting paid to do… well, almost nothing?
The Quiet Quitter’s Field Guide is your ultimate playbook for surviving—and thriving—in the modern workplace without lifting a finger. Packed with laugh-out-loud strategies, real-world case studies, and step-by-step instructions.
✅ Proven Strategies: Learn how to look busy while binge-watching Netflix.
✅ Real-World Case Studies: Meet Jason, who got promoted for not finishing a report.
✅ Corporate Jargon Decoder: Turn “synergy” into “someone else’s problem.”
✅ Exit Strategies: Discover how to quit without quitting (and maybe even get severance).
Why download this guide?
- Because you deserve a raise… for doing less.
- Because life’s too short to care about TPS reports.
- Because you’re one Slack message away from losing it.
Don’t just survive the corporate grind—beat it at its own game.
👉 Download The Quiet Quitter’s Field Guide now and start getting paid to do… well, almost nothing.
P.S. Your boss will never know. 😉
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