Corporate Satire

"All meetings will now be conducted in complete silence. Please communicate via sticky notes only. The first person to speak will be immediately fired." Your turn! Drop the most hilariously…

"The office will be going paperless next week. Please print out your most important documents for safekeeping before the transition." Your turn! Drop the most hilariously ridiculous corporate jargon you’ve…

"Effective immediately, all employees are required to smile during Zoom calls or face disciplinary action. Serious faces will be met with a performance review." Your turn! Drop the most hilariously…

"In an effort to improve teamwork, we are replacing all group emails with interpretive dance performances. Please coordinate with your team." Your turn! Drop the most hilariously ridiculous corporate jargon…